All Mixed Up

 

            Gohan was an exceptional young man. By the age of 16, he was possibly the strongest warrior on Earth. He had saved the planet, or at least helped, on five separate occasions. <A.N.: Garlic Jr. twice, Raditz, the Saiyans, and Cell> He could destroy an entire world if he felt like it. He was powerful. He was skilled. He was intelligent. He was also very, very lost.

 

            The young half-Saiyan looked around in confusion. “I knew I should have taken Nimbus, it never gets lost.” He was supposed to be going to Satan City to go to high school. He was not supposed to be standing in a forest in the middle of nowhere. ‘Where on Earth am I now!’ he wanted to cry out. To his amazement, he could swear he heard that very phrase echoing through the trees. A confused look came over his face as he glanced around, wondering if he had actually spoken while thinking. To his immense relief a young man who appeared to be about his age came stomping out from some brush while grumbling to himself.

 

            “Hi!” Gohan called out him. The other boy looked up, startled. He glanced around to make sure that he was the one being spoken to.

 

            “Uh, hi,” he mumbled.

 

            Gohan was confused by the boy’s attitude, but chose to ignore it for the moment. “Do you know which way it is to Satan City?”

 

            The boy scratched the back of his head and glanced around again. “Uhm… I think it’s that way,” he commented, pointing in one direction.

            “Oh, thank you! You’re a lifesaver. My name’s Son Gohan.” He extended his hand.

 

            The young man took it after a moment of hesitation. “Uhm, I’m Hibiki Ryoga. Do you know which way it is to Nerima?”

 

            Gohan shook his head as he shook Ryoga’s hand. “Sorry, I’m not from around here. Thanks for the help. Sorry I couldn’t return the favor.”

 

            Ryoga shrugged as he waved and began walking off. “I’m used to it.” He started grumbling to himself again, and Gohan thought he heard the word’s “Ranma… seen hell… fight… coward… prepare… die…”

 

The half-Saiyan shrugged to himself, and headed in the direction Ryoga had indicated. After an hour of walking, he found himself entering a rather quaint looking city. He completely missed the badly trampled city limits sign proudly declaring the town as Nerima.

 

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            Inside a dojo in Nerima, the patriarch of the Tendo clan sat reading a postcard. Soun Tendo felt tears of joy streaming down his face. The card read simply, “Hi. Bringing Son. Genma.”

 

            “Oh, how I’ve w-w-waited for this day!” Soun wept in happiness. He ran to the kitchen and peaked in, seeing one of his daughters cutting up a watermelon. “Kasumi!”

 

            The young woman in question was quite lovely with a pleasant expression on her face and a smile that could bring sunshine to any situation. Her long, dark hair was tied into a pony tail that fell over one shoulder. She turned towards her father, a curious look on her face. “Yes, daddy?” She looked after him in confusion as Soun turned and ran up the stairs. After a moment of consideration, she quickly set about finishing cutting the watermelon and setting it out on the dining room table.

 

            Soun stopped in front of the open door to the room of one of his other daughters. “Nabiki!”

 

            The shorthaired girl glanced up from the magazine she was reading with a popsicle in her mouth. “Mm?” she inquired, but her father had already turned around and left. She could hear him yelling out “Akane! Akane! Where is that girl?” Nabiki sighed as she got off the bed where she had been lying and followed her father.

 

            Akane came in through the front gate as she finished up her morning jog. Without going into the house, she headed for the dojo, changed into a gi at nearly light speed, set up a few cinder blocks, and proceeded to smash them into oblivion.

 

            “No wonder all the boys at school think you’re weird,” a rather emotionless voice commented from behind her. Akane glanced over her shoulder to see her older sister, Nabiki.

 

            “So why should I care? Not everyone thinks the world revolves around boys, Nabiki,” Akane nearly growled.

 

            Nabiki smirked as she turned around and put her hands behind her head in a relaxed, non-chalant way. “No? Then I guess this wouldn’t interest you,” she commented idly.

 

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            Gohan looked around in surprise as he heard what sounded like a chorus of girls cry out, “Fiancé!?”

 

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            Back inside the dojo, Soun and his three daughters were seated at a table. Akane, Nabiki, and Kasumi were sitting opposite their father with a variety of looks on their faces. Akane looked bored and uninterested while Nabiki had a cheerful expression as she asked, “Is he cute?”

 

            Kasumi, however, nearly scared her father. She wore a look that bordered on angry, something that Soun hadn’t seen on his eldest daughter in a long time. “How old is he? Younger men bore me.”

 

            As Akane gazed disinterestedly at a wall, Nabiki and Kasumi spoke in unison. “What kind of guy is he?”

 

            Soun laughed nervously. “No idea.”

 

            Nabiki raised an eyebrow at her father. “’No idea?’”

 

            “I’ve never met him.”

 

            Something occurred to Nabiki. “What’s his name.”

 

            “No idea,” her father replied.

 

            Before any of the girls could speak, a knock came from the front door. “That must be them!” Soun cried out as he ran for the door. Nabiki started to follow, but she sat back down as she noticed both of her sisters hadn’t moved.

 

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            Gohan knocked on the door of the large house. It seemed as good as any other for trying to get directions to the high school, and judging from the shouts he heard coming from it a minute ago, he was sure that someone was home and that he wouldn’t be waking anyone up.

 

            A few moments after he knocked, the front door opened and a middle-aged man appeared in the doorway with a strange expression on his face. Gohan took a small step back at that and gave a quick bow in greeting. “Hi, uhm… I was wondering if I could get directions. I’m Son Gohan and I-“ Gohan was interrupted as the man shouted, “At last!” and gave him a strong hug. Gohan could only blink in surprise.

 

            When he opened the door, Soun took one look at the visitor and quickly put several facts together. The person he was waiting for was supposed to be a great martial artist, well traveled, and the son of a good friend. This young man had been asking for directions, something any well-traveled person is willing to do. He was built and even at a glance his skill in the martial arts was obvious. To top it all off, he had said he was son Gohan. Soun mentally shrugged at the way the young man had said that instead of “Genma’s son, Gohan.” It didn’t matter. All his dreams were coming true. Soun finally stepped back and looked around in confusion. “Where is your father?”

 

            Gohan blinked in confusion a bit, then a sad expression came to his face. “He’s dead. He died to protect me.”

 

            Soun’s eyes widened as more long unused gears began turning in his head. ‘That explains it. Since Genma sent me that postcard a couple of weeks ago, that means he died very recently. That must explain why he didn’t mention Genma’s name. In order to get over the pain so quickly, he tries not to think of his father.’

 

            Soun patted Gohan on the shoulder consolingly. “I understand. Come in, come in, we’ve been expecting you.”

 

            Gohan blinked some more. “You have?”

 

            Soun nodded. “Of course. Your father and I made arrangements many, many years ago. Come in, come in.” Soun led a confused Gohan inside the house.

 

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            Nabiki was sitting in a relaxed position. She was doing a remarkable job of hiding her mixed feelings of anticipation and dread. However, the young man walking through the door dispelled that illusion. Nabiki’s eyes widened noticeably as she took in his strong, muscular frame, his nice orange and white clothing, and the gentle, confused naiveté she could see in his brown eyes. ‘His body, my brains… I smell money and lots of it!’ As her eyes took in his form, her mind began to wander into other areas. A small blush began to form, but she managed to cut it off with her force of will. She recovered herself rather quickly and assumed an indifferent mask, hoping the boy hadn’t caught her lapse of control.

 

            Akane glanced over at the young man her father led into the den. She took one look at his body and sniffed in disinterest. ‘Sure, he’s built,’ she thought to herself. ‘He’s probably a lousy pervert, all ready to start drooling all over us and thinking we’ll be ga-ga over him, just because he’s a guy. BOYS!’

 

            Kasumi’s hopes sank a little as she took in the young man. Boy, really. He was obviously younger than her. She let out a sigh of disappointment as she picked at some imaginary dust on her housedress. ‘Oh well, it was too much to hope for, I guess…’ she thought to herself.

 

            “Girls, this is the son of my old friend. His name is Gohan,” Soun introduced his guest. “Gohan, these are my daughters: Kasumi, 19, Nabiki, 17, and Akane, 16. Pick which one you want for your wife.”

 

            “My wife?!” Gohan’s panicked cry could be heard for miles.

 

            ‘Healthy set of lungs on that boy,’ Soun thought to himself. “Didn’t your father tell you? When you were first born, we agreed that our families would unite by having you marry one of my daughters.”

 

            ‘Considering my dad’s understanding of relationships, this does not surprise me,’ Gohan thought to himself. ‘After all, he agreed to marry my mother without even knowing what ‘marry’ meant.’ Gohan sighed softly. “No, he didn’t. He may have meant to, but he died before he could tell me.”

 

            Soun patted him on the shoulder again. “I understand. The loss of a parent can be a difficult thing. The path of a true martial artist can be a terrible thing. That is why it can be such a comfort to have a companion on that journey and it is one of the reasons your father and I made the arrangement, so that you and one of my daughters would not have to suffer alone.”

 

            To Gohan, this made a lot of sense. He knew that his father had gotten married to his mother while rather young, and the two seemed quite happy when they went on adventures together, according to the stories he heard from his mother. However, he was not exactly thrilled with the idea of getting married right now. ‘Mom would kill me if I didn’t at least finish high school first.’

 

            “Uhm, I don’t… uhm, that is… uh… eheh.” Gohan had never been good when dealing with women. It was something he had inherited from his father, Goku.

 

            Nabiki snapped up the opportunity. “I think what he’s trying to say, daddy, is that it’s too soon for him to make a decision. He needs a chance to get to know me- US better, before he decides.” She mentally cursed herself for the bad slip, but it seemed to have gone unnoticed. The look of relief on Gohan’s face made Nabiki mentally smirk. In her mind, she saw him already half-way wrapped around her finger. ‘Now I just complete the circle.’

 

            Soun hmmmed in thought. “That makes perfect sense. A very enlightened viewpoint, my boy.” He slapped Gohan on the back, ignoring the facts that it felt like he was slapping steel and that it had actually been Nabiki’s idea.

 

            “Uh, aheh, that’s great… uhm, well…” Gohan’s mind tried to find something to lock on to. It found his bookbag. “Hey, could one of you tell me where the local high school is? I need to register for classes. I also need to find a place to stay, so if you know any good apartments, I’d be very grateful.”

 

            “Nonsense, my boy! You will stay here! There’s plenty of room for you and, after all, when you marry one of my daughters you will inherit the dojo.”

 

            Nabiki smirked to herself again. ‘And I didn’t even have to prompt daddy for that one.’ In her mind, the circle closed and she would soon have a new cash crop to play with.

 

            Gohan started to consider arguing, but he felt his willpower drain from him and he just nodded in acceptance. “About the school?”

 

            Before Nabiki could volunteer, Akane stood up. “I’ll take him,” she told her father. ‘There’s no way I’m going to let that pervert anywhere near my sisters. I’ll keep a close eye on him, and when I can prove he’s a worthless, perverted jerk, I’ll get daddy to break off the arrangement.’ She missed the glare from her older sister.

 

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            The two walked in silence for most of the trip to the school. Gohan was extremely nervous due to the fact that he kept catching Akane glaring at him in a most alarming way. It was a look nearly identical to the one that his mother, Chichi, had often used when she thought he was slacking off in his studies. He chuckled a little nervously, putting a hand behind his head to try to distract himself from her glare. It didn’t work. By the time they reached Furinkan High, Gohan’s nerves were shot.

 

            Akane waited impatiently outside the office while Gohan registered. When he stepped out, she leveled her best glare at him. “Took you long enough,” she growled.

 

            Gohan blinked at her. “Uh, you didn’t have to wait around for me.”

 

            “Ohhh, no. I am NOT letting you out of my sight. My sisters are very important to me and there is no way I am letting some macho, perverted, arrogant jerk try to steal their hearts and break them just because my dad thinks it’s a good idea,” she growled at him.

 

            Gohan waved his hands defensively. “Nonono! I wouldn’t even consider doing something like that!”

 

            Akane rounded on him. “Oh sure. That’s what they all say. I saw that look you gave Nabiki. ‘Get to know you better’ indeed. “ She turned around and stormed her way back to the house.

 

            Gohan considered not returning with her, but his mother had beaten manners into him and he knew it would be rude not to. ‘Not to mention that they might get worried. Well, Akane wouldn’t, but the others might. I don’t want to cause people to worry over nothing.’ With a resigned sigh, he followed after Akane. ‘I wonder why she’s so hostile.’

 

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            Gohan caught up with Akane just outside the gates to the Tendo residence. He started to head inside, but Akane suddenly grabbed his arm. “Why don’t we check out the dojo,” she said. That had not been a question. It was an order and the look in her eyes seemed to say ‘Just try and say no.’ Gohan gave in to what he felt was inevitable and nodded.

 

            Once they were inside, Akane quickly changed into a gi and squared off in front of Gohan. The young man just stood there, not adopting any stance that Akane could recognize. ‘He’s not taking me seriously,’ she thought. ‘Well, I’ll just have to teach him a little lesson.’ Without preamble, she launched a hard kick straight at his stomach. She blinked in surprise and almost lost her balance when Gohan didn’t even move to block or dodge. Her foot slammed into his stomach and stopped like she had tried to kick a tank. The pain in her foot raced up her leg as she tried to recover her balance. “Ow!”

 

            Gohan rubbed his stomach a moment. ‘That was a pretty good kick…she’s got potential, but she’s just no where near my class.’ “You okay?”

 

            Instead of answering, Akane grabbed his shirt and yanked it up, expecting to see some kind of steel plating or something. Instead, she saw a rather muscular chest that slowly began to tint a pinkish red. She looked up at Gohan’s face and noticed him blushing. Only then did it click in her mind what she was doing and she quickly let go of his shirt, a small blush forming on her cheeks. The fact that she was blushing only made her more angry. “What are you made of?” She yelled at him.

 

            “Flesh and bone, same as you,” he answered after tucking his shirt back in. “I’ve just been training with some of the best martial artists since I was old enough to crawl.”

 

            “Do you think you’re better than me?” Akane asked dangerously.

 

            “In fighting, yes,” Gohan answered, unaware of the mistake he was making. He was rewarded with a fist in the face. He barely felt it, but Akane was shaking her hand painfully. Before he could say anything else, she started punching and kicking him as hard as she could, but she couldn’t even budge him. Gohan became concerned that she was going to hurt herself and finally acted. Moving faster than she could see, faster than she believed was even possible, Gohan grabbed her by the shoulders and lifted her a bit off the ground. “Please stop. You’re only hurting yourself.” Again, he was rewarded with a swift kick to the jaw that did nothing but create a loud cracking noise as Akane’s right foot broke.

 

            Akane cried out in pain as Gohan nearly dropped her. He manage to shift his hold in time so that he was actually carrying her in his arms. “Aww, geez… I’m sorry, I tried to warn you.” Akane couldn’t speak as the tears began to flow and she gripped her ankle tightly. She had to bite her lip to keep from crying out in pain. Gohan ran quickly towards the house and saw Nabiki sitting in the den. The middle daughter glanced up from the magazine she was reading and raised an eyebrow at the odd sight before her.

 

            “Akane hurt herself in the dojo. I think she broke her foot. Where’s the nearest doctor?” He asked worriedly, guilt tearing through him. ‘I should have dodged that. I knew she was going to hurt herself!’

 

            Nabiki felt concern for her sister, but fought to keep it off of her face. “Ono Tofu is our usual doctor,” she said as she gave him some directions. To her absolute shock, Gohan seemed to jump into the air. It was a very high jump. A very, very high jump. As a matter of fact, he seemed to still be going up. As a matter of fact, he seemed to be flying. Nabiki’s only outward reaction was a raised eyebrow, but inside her mind was trying to fight off shock. After a few moments, a wicked grin came to her face and she began to calculate ways of making a profit off of this new situation.

 

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            Gohan landed in front of what looked like a doctor’s office, grateful that no one but Akane and Nabiki had seen him flying. The whole reason he had come to Satan City was to avoid any prejudices that his powers could cause, but seeing Akane in pain like that and feeling that it was his fault, he was willing to take the risk. He stepped inside and called out to see if anyone was present. No one answered and he began to worry that he’d come at a bad time. Suddenly he felt a hand on his shoulder. He glanced at it and saw boney fingers laying on it. A little further over he saw the whole skeleton. His battle aura flared into existance as he almost panicked. The sheer power of the aura sent the skeleton flying back out the doorway, as well as the spectacled man that Gohan now realised had been holding it. Akane, safe in his arms, was unaffected by the power, but she did manage to gape at him through the pain she was feeling.

 

            ‘Aww, man… twice in one day. Mom’s gonna kill me.’ “Are you all right?”

 

            The man stood up and dusted himself off as he picked up the skeleton. “Me and Betty are quite all right. I guess I need to quit surprising my new customers like that. I’m Doctor Tofu, how can I help you?” He smiled amicably to let Gohan know there were no hard feelings. It was then that he noticed Gohan’s burden. “Oh my, Tendo Akane, is that you? What’s wrong, young lady?”

 

            Since Akane seemed unable to respond, Gohan answered. “I think she broke her foot while we were sparring in the dojo. I’m sorry. Can you help her?” He followed Tofu to an examination room and carefully set Akane on the table.

 

            Tofu looked her foot over carefully and, with a skill that amazed Gohan, set the bones in her foot with a minimum amount of pain. Gohan waited patiently as the doctor finished his ministrations. Tofu noted the bruises on Akane’s hands and her other foot as well and raised an eyebrow. “Well now, have you moved from breaking bricks to trying to break metal, Akane?” He asked with a touch of humor in his voice.

 

            Akane blushed a little as she wiped the last tears from her eyes. “No, Doctor Tofu. I was sparring with him.” She pointed towards Gohan. Tofu frowned a little as he looked over at Gohan.

 

            “You did this to her, young man?” There was a hint of disapproval in his voice.

 

            Gohan laughed nervously. “Well, not exactly. I didn’t hit her or anything. I just didn’t dodge when she tried to hit me.” Gohan grew more nervous as Tofu gave a him a very close inspection.

 

            “My, you’re a healthy boy aren’t you? You’re a martial artist, and a good one from the looks of it. Stone Fist style?”

 

            Gohan smiled, feeling a little more relaxed. “Not really. I use more of an ‘anything goes’ style.”

 

            Tofu nodded. “Ah, much like Akane.” Tofu whispered softly to Gohan. “Try not to let her hit you any more. Her strength is fine, but she could use some endurance and speed training, if you’re going to spar with her.” Gohan nodded in surprise and Tofu turned around and began to wrap Akane’s foot in a cast. “You’ll need to stay off of this foot for at least a week, young lady. I’ll give you a crutch to help.”

 

            Gohan moved to the waiting room and sat patiently. ‘Mom’s going to kill me for sure. I just can’t figure out why Akane is so hostile.’ His thoughts were interrupted as Tofu came into the waiting room.

 

            “If you don’t mind my asking, how did you come to be sparring with Akane? I don’t remember seeing you around here before,” the doctor asked.

 

            “Oh, I’m new in town. I came to go to high school and ended up running into an old friend of my fathers. And now I find out I’m engaged to one of the three Tendo girls.” Gohan sighed.

 

            Tofu tensed up a little bit. “Which one?” ‘Please don’t say Kasumi, please don’t say Kasumi, please…’

 

            “Apparently whichever one can stand me. I think Nabiki might like me, but there’s something about the way she looks at me that kinda creeps me out. Kasumi seems nice, but I get the idea that she disapproves of me in some way. And Akane violently dislikes me, and I can’t figure out why. I mean, it’s not my fault that this is happening… maybe she’s bipolar or a sadist. I don’t know.”

 

            Tofu felt relieved that Gohan didn’t seem to have any interest in Kasumi. He chuckled softly. “Actually, Akane can be very sweet. She just has a lot of things on her mind right now. Give her a chance and I think you’ll find that she can be quite nice.”

 

            Gohan thought on that as Akane came hobbling into the room, giving him such a glare that he automatically took one step back. She hobbled out on her crutch after giving the Doctor a grateful smile. Gohan followed quickly after her, waving goodbye to Tofu.

 

            Gohan tried to apologize to Akane a number of times as they walked home, despite the fact that a voice in his head was saying that he had nothing to apologize for. Finally she spun around, using her crutch as a pivot point. “You want to apologize to me? Fine. Apologize by not getting any perverted ideas about my sisters. Apologize by helping train me. But quit TALKING about it.” Without waiting for a response, she wheeled around again and started home, but in her frustration she used to much strength and started to go sprawling. Gohan was by her side instantly, keeping her from falling. Akane glared at him for a moment and then looked at the broken crutch.

 

            Gohan spoke softly. “Akane, let me carry you home.” When she turned her glare back on him, he closed his eyes in exasperation. “Your foot is broken, Doctor Tofu told you to keep off of it, and your crutch is broken. Please let me help you.”

 

            “Fine. But just try one perverted thing…” She let the threat hang in the air. Gohan nodded solemnly and carefully picked her up again. Holding her carefully in his arms and doing his best to avoid looking at her, he began walking back to the dojo.